Butthead

To celebrate her liberation from that ogre, Josh the Workaholic, Jane Hand has gone out and gotten the back of her hair done in that "Gaping Anus" style that's so popular with the kids these days.

Love the new look, Jane -- it's sphincteriffic!

(Or is that a sarlacc?)

I'll be on the road a bit next week -- which could mean sporadic bloggage.  Or not.  We'll see how much time and computer access I get.  Looking forward to dining at the world's most lavish Dunkin' Donuts in Boston's Copley Place once again...

Comments

[Cynthia Closkey]

Hey, her throw pillows match her hairstyle. Do you think her whole house is done in sphincter?

RE: your Boston trip. If you are somehow able to escape the retail splendor of Copley Place, consider cabbing over to Cambridge for a beer and a burger at Miracle of Science. It's on Mass Ave between MIT and Central Square (gosh, how great it feels to type those names), and it's a tiny bur very spiffy place. You'd love it.

[Anne]

What I can't figure out is where the HELL this story line is going. Does our hair-challenged heroine discover that her advice columnist's an idiot?

Do they meet, perhaps, at which point she brains him?

Or her poor workaholic soon to be exhusband -- does he find out what the hell happened, and demand couples therapy?

AND! Do Mary and her platonic love interest get to have moor lunches at the Seafood Fest N' Bar?

[Ol'Froth]

Perhaps the hairstyle faclitates her plugging into the Matrix?

[yellojkt]

Ewww! What does that make Princess Leia's hairdo?